Club Amateur USA |
Rating: 91.88 |
CATEGORIES: Amateur, Straight Men
TRIAL MEMBERSHIP: $9.95/3 days
MONTHLY RENEWAL: $29.95/month
REVIEWED BY: John Best, Mon Nov 24 2008
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CONTENT Rating: 4 out of 5
This site comes from Badpuppy, one of the sites who is to porn what General Motors is to automobiles. What are you looking for? Economy cars? Minivans? Midlife-crisis Corvettes? Overwrought sport-futility vehicles? How about naked mafia guys? Asians? Frat guys? Classy suit types? Sure, come on in. And, just as a Wal-Mart can be intimidating if you don’t know what you’re looking for, portals like Badpuppy can bewilder you with their array of offerings. But GM makes a decent line of trucks, Wal-Mart has a pretty good electronics department, and Badpuppy has some fine specialty sites. Which brings us to ClubAmateurUSA, the brainchild of a naughty man named Casey Black. Casey Black is my hero. He goes on Adult Friend Finder and finds straight guys willing to do things, or have things done to them, in front of Casey’s camera. Some of the guys are very hot, some are strictly average, some are lean and toned, some are jocks gone soft, and a couple are gay guys in the mix to make things interesting. But the rest are obviously straight guys in need of cash, and willing to push their limits for money. Most of the videos start the same way—a kicky little clip of music that sounds like it was pulled from a sixties game show, then the music goes away and a straight guy is standing in Casey’s place with a deer-in-headlights look. Off camera, Casey tells him to take his shirt off, then his pants. Then he lays down on a small couch, naked. Casey’s big beefy hands appear, oil him up, and give him a rubdown while he looks away. Sometimes he jerks himself off, sometimes Casey jerks him off. And sometimes much more happens, if the guy feels comfortable enough to let Casey film him twice. They let Casey work on their nipples, or kiss them, or blow them, or rim them, or work a vibrator into their ass, or film them jerking another straight buddy. Is it hot? Oh, hell yeah, in that strange way that an average-looking straight guy is always hot just because he’s straight. The guys lay back, or turn over when told to, always looking away or slightly uncomfortable, but obviously ready to give into their curiosity. Watching a big, beefy tattooed stud spread his legs and accept a big dildo worked into his hole while he moans and squints at the ceiling is guaranteed to put your hand down your pants. The site keeps it simple. It doesn’t need to do a lot, because Badpuppy has other sites to do other things, in the same way that GMC doesn’t need to build economy cars. This site does one thing, and does it well. Can you spend hours on the site? No, it will get tedious watching the same thing over and over. But, when you have a hankering to watch a straight guy squirm, grab the brown bottle and head to ClubAmateurUSA. You won’t be disappointed, and you’ll always find something to spank to.
MEDIA Rating: 5 out of 5
Content can be streamed with flash player, or downloaded with WMV, Real, or mp4. Additionally, those can be customized for a dial-up or broadband connection. And your downloads will be DRM-free. As for pictures, if you find a model you like (and you will), you can quickly download a zip file of all of his pictures at once. Pay attention, other sites—this is how we’d like it done, every time.
APPEARANCE Rating: 5 out of 5
Should a site featuring guys with things jammed in their butts look this classy? Tasteful earth tones in a safari palette adorn the backgrounds, simple fonts over yellows, oranges, and whites. Nothing flashes, nothing quivers, nothing rotates. Large thumbnails of the models are clearly shown, and you can click them to get to the models’ videos and galleries. The site seemed free of pop-ups and repeating links.
NAVIGATION Rating: 5 out of 5
Pages easily reachable by easy-to-see links? Check. Helpful navigation bars at the tops, sides, and bottoms of pages? Check. Big numbers to tell you what page you’re on, and a row of numbers available to help you get to any other page you want? Check. No dead links? Check. Consistency in navigation, so you can move forward and back through the site easily? Check. Nice job.
PRICING Rating: 5 out of 5
Major credit cards accepted, and a 3-day trial membership for $9.95 rolls into a $29.95 membership recurring monthly. $69.95 gets you a 90-day non-recurring membership, and $99.95 buys a 6-month non-recurring membership. You can pay by online check, phone, or various other ways in Europe, and your membership will get you access to a bunch of other Badpuppy sites. One hell of a deal.
OVERALL Rating: 5 out of 5
This is a well-done, well-run, and well-maintained site. There’s enough variety in the guys that you’ll find someone to your taste, but it’s clear that Casey likes his beefy straight boys. The videos and photos are clear and well-shot, and if there isn’t a lot of extras on the site, there doesn’t need to be. You can get video on demand if you want, and four times a week you get free feeds from Chi Chi LaRue’s Live and Raw. But, mostly, you get good content here, tightly focused on straight guys performing with some discomfort, and access to a bunch of other specialized sites where you can indulge some other interests when you’re done here. The site promises a certain number of photos and videos of a certain type, and it absolutely delivers. Worth the money? Well, even if it was just this site it would be a yes, but since you get access to all those other Badpuppy sites, hell yes it’s worth the money.
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