Everyone knows monkeys are cute. The ones featured on Pet Ur Monkey, however, are even cuter because they’re real. In fact, here, the everyday, plain, average, regular joe is not just admired; he is revered! If you’re as big a fan of amateur models as I am, you’ll want to join almost immediately. But take your time. Tease yourself. The Monkeys here do. Just for you. Peruse the Monkey Tour and take a good look at each and every single primate. Who knew there were so many in the species? From tiny, little hairless monkeys to beefy, hairy, sexy apes ranging in age from 18 to roughly 30ish. From the first to the last, you’ll agree that each of these Monkeys is every bit as cute and cuddly as their organ-grinding brethren at the Carnival, or the ones you used to visit at your local zoo. Each Monkey has a brief bio and there are, literally, hundreds of pictures showing each one in various stages of dress, undress and arousal before getting to the good stuff and show you how they play with their favorite thing. And some of them have some very tasty looking bananas; both peeled and unpeeled! Browse through the Model Archive by date added or by name. You can also do it my favorite way; alphabetically. That way you can all of them. There’s a diverse bunch of faces. Just click on the Monkey you want to see, then sit back and pet your own monkey as he pets his. Trust me, while writing this review I petted my very own monkey many times; or did I choke the chicken? I only wish I could have petted some of the Amateurs featured on Pet Ur Monkey in person! Video Archive is not as extensive as the Picture Archive. However, what Pet Ur Monkey may lack in Video quantity is made up for with the options given in which to view the Videos.

Video files on Pet Ur Monkey are in WMV format and are DRM free. This allows for a faster download and does not require the use of any special software other than Windows Media Player. If you choose to view the movies directly over the Internet, you should view the 320x240. They are smaller and load faster than the 640x480 files. In fact, they recommend the 320x240 files for on line viewing. The 640x480 files are larger and take longer to load, but not by much. If you want to download the movies and Pet Ur Monkey later, then this is the option for you. This is the recommended file to download if you want to view the video in full screen mode. They do have dial up versions for Members who do not have broadband connection. However, these files are not as clear and should not be viewed at full screen. Please note that if you are on a Mac, you may have issues with viewing the clips at a good stream. I had some difficulties. But then again, it might just be my Mac. It’s the only reason why I gave it a low score and it may not be warranted as other Mac users may not necessarily experience the same difficulty.

Pet Ur Monkey has a simple and easy look that makes it a delight to visit over and over. It is refreshing, clean and their logo is fun and whimsical. You know who they are, what they are about and they give you exactly what you need to pet your monkey and get off; nothing more, nothing less.

Pet Ur Monkey gets a slightly lower mark here only because viewing the videos directly on line is a bit cumbersome. It also lacks a back button of any kind; either to the previous page or even the Main Menu. The other thing I couldn’t get to work is their “hands-free” slideshow feature which might also be due to using a Mac, or perhaps a missing Firefox application. Let’s face it, when it comes to petting my monkey, I’m lazy. All I want to do is fling some cum all over the place and not have to deal with technicalities. Other than the issues mentioned, due probably to being a Mac user, Pet Ur Monkey is truly easy to navigate and so simple that . . . well . . . even a monkey can do it!

Pet Ur Monkey has a tour designed to entice the amateur connoisseur. Splattered with a tantalizing array of fresh, new faces, Pet Ur Monkey lures you through and beckons with come-hither stares from sexy little monkeys sure to please almost every palate. They even provide visitors with samples from their exclusives scenes! You can Pet Ur Monkey with various options. A monthly Membership will run you $15.75 and rebills every 30 days. The cost does not change as long as your Membership remains active. A 30-Day Non-Recurring Membership will run you $20.75. A 90-Day Recurring Membership is $37.50 and rebills every 90 days. Just like the 30-day Membership, once signed up, your cost will not change as long as your Membership continues to remain active. You really can’t lose, no matter which option you choose. With full, unrestricted access to a Member's Area, weekly updates, no download limits, hands-free photo galleries, DRM free all-male videos and all the monkey petting you can stand, Pet Ur Monkey gives you some good bananas for your, uh, wallet. And in this economy, who wouldn’t want to save a bunch?

There were a few guys on Pet Ur Monkey who, obviously, did not wish to show their face. Those guys were featured with a Monkey mask, which I found to be quite comical. I’m still not sure how I felt about that, but I guess it’s no different from guys featured on other sites wearing a leather mask or even a blindfold. Overall, I found this site to be enjoyable and arousing in an almost innocent way. Mostly because it was amateur models. Don’t get me wrong; I have nothing against big studios or buff bodies. But give me a real man any day. There’s nothing hotter than watching a real guy strip, watch him play with his cock and shoot his load. A real man who can make me feel like I can have him; that he’s obtainable. So why choke your chicken when you can Pet Ur Monkey?