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Southern Strokes
Rating: 84.38
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MONTHLY RENEWAL: $26.95 for a 1-Month Membership
REVIEWED BY: Ben Gines, Mon Apr 06 2009
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 CONTENT Rating: 4 out of 5
The Good ‘Ole Southern Boy has come a long way from Jethro Bodine on The Beverley Hillbillies and the Duke Boys from Hazzard County. The new Southern Boy, as featured on Southern Strokes, is more like sipping from a Mint Juleep or kicking back with a little Southern Comfort and ice, when the summer night is long and hot and steamy. Like a tall glass of sweetened ice tea, these boys are easy on the eye, refreshing and will fill you in all the right ways and all the necessary places. Southern Strokes definitely does not have a lot of content compared to sites like Maximo Latino or even Cruiser Boys. But they definitely make up for it by bringing Members some of the finest Southern redneck boys this side of the Mason-Dixon line. They are young, ripped and fucking beautiful. Most are as smooth as plums but some are fuzzy, like a fine, fresh-plucked Georgia peach. And they’re just sooooooooo fucking cute! Southern Strokes updates their site with new content once a week, offering up that infamous Southern Hospitality to you, in the form of solos and duos. I was intrigued by . . . well, all of them! Specifically on my radar, though, was Ryan, with that beautiful smile, sexy drawl and big cock; Aaron with a mouth-watering, incredibly fat dick; Blake, who seems to have more charm than a bee has honey; and Zack, who can use that wickedly long tongue to smear spit on my hole like a barbeque brush for a slow pork roast. And if you think I’m telling you a Southern Tall Tale, take the tour for yourself; it had me drooling!
 MEDIA Rating: 5 out of 5
Southern Strokes pulls no punches with their content, or their men. Instead, they stroke you nice and easy, giving it all to you upfront. No frills; nothing to hide. Both, Mac and Windows Users alike, can view movies of their favorite Good ‘Ole Boy in Low, Medium or Hi-Res. The last dozen are even available at a Super-Resolution of 1280 x 720; though these are best viewed directly on your computer via streaming as opposed to a download. Otherwise they’re pretty time consuming. You can stream Southern Strokes content or download to view later with Windows Media Player or Quicktime. You can even download as an MP4 file for your personal iPod viewing and cockstroking pleasure. It’s all brought to you in High Definition, which is extraordinary to watch, though a bit slow to download. For those of us who sometimes like to sit back for a spell and stroke to photo stills as they merge before you, the entire gallery is available on one page. You can download choice images or the entire set as a ZIP file.
 APPEARANCE Rating: 5 out of 5
The new design at Southern Strokes is simple and uncluttered. I don’t know what it was like before but their new feel is laid back, casual, and warm. Even the colors used are reminiscent of a hearty harvest, a trip to bountiful, and boys full of nothing but protein! It all works with the image of the slower-paced environment that comes to mind when I think of the South. Of course, I don’t know if that’s how the South truly is; being a Yankee, I must admit that it’s not my first choice for a vacation. But if the Good Ole Southern Boys are anything like the ones they have on Southern Strokes, I just might have to pull out my Carpetbag and head on down. Perhaps I’ll get lucky and, like Scarlett, meet the Tarleton Twins and have them eating barbeque out of my hands.
 NAVIGATION Rating: 4 out of 5
Navigating through Southern Strokes is like taking a good long poke at your favorite buddy from the swimming hole; nice and easy. For best results, be sure to use your mouse to right click on the viewing options of your choice. That way movies will open in a new tab and keep your attention where it needs to stay; with the delectable morsels offered on Southern Strokes.
 PRICING Rating: 3 out of 5
I really hated giving Southern Strokes such a low score; especially since I love the look of the site as well as the straight, amateur boys they feature. In fact, compared to others, they’re not overly expensive; they just don’t have a lot of bonus material to add to their exclusive niche market. However, it is precisely because of Southern Strokes unique niche, and my penchant for a dirty-minded, Southern redneck boys (like Blake, Trevor or Beau) that I would strongly recommend readers ignore the score in this category and spring for at least a 5-day pass at a one-time charge of $21.95. A one-time, 1-month Membership with Southern Strokes will run you $32.95. If, after taking the Southern Strokes tour you decide that beautiful, ripped, hard-bodied boys dripping with charm, personality and cum are your thing, then a monthly, recurring Membership will run you $26.95 until you cancel. Keep in mind that their 90-day Membership ($69.95 for the first 3 months) comes in at just under $24 per month and renews for another 3 at $59.95.
 OVERALL Rating: 4 out of 5
I have to admit that when first assigned Southern Strokes, my mind played a nasty trick on me. Traditional stereotypes rose, along with a nightmarish memory of a scene from the movie “Deliverance.” However, I was not only pleasantly surprised; I was fucking aroused! The boys from Southern Strokes had me juiced and ripe for plucking. They have a certain quality that definitely comes through on film; sexy, playful, easy on the eye. And it helps that they have beautiful cocks and asses as well as juicy loads. These boys are anything but a traditional stereotype. They’re fresh, clean and hip with that Southern Charm and sex appeal the old South is known for.

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CONTENT
4/5

MEDIA
5/5

APPEARANCE
5/5

NAVIGATION
4/5

PRICING
3/5

OVERALL
4/5