Thanks to Raw Times by director Vlado Iresch, I now know how to say "fuck me" in Czech. And they say porn has no redeeming social or educational value.

Released on April 15, 2006, Raw Times is your basic wall-to-wall fuckfest with no plot to speak of. I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing, either. The performers are attractive, all apparently in the 18 to 25 years of age range, so if that's your cuppa then you're in for a real treat.

The movie opens with a series of exterior shots of Prague. The cinematography is slick, and the techno music isn't bad, though I am grateful that it didn't play throughout the film. Divided into seven mostly unrelated scenes, each one features several members of the relatively large cast.

A warning right up front here: this is all bareback action. Not a condom in sight, so if that worries you, you may wish to take a pass on this one. If bareback turns you on or doesn't bother you either way, this video will make a nice addition to your collection.

The first scene takes place in a hotel room with Gianni Conti apparently working on the bathroom plumbing, which quickly shifts to him working on his own. With no preamble he's on all fours with his ass toward the doorway, spreading himself for Thomas Tyler to see. Thomas is in the bedroom section of the hotel room vacuuming the carpet. As soon as I saw the canister-style vacuum cleaner (the kind with the long hose and attachments), I though to myself, "Oh, no he isn't!"

Oh, yes he does. Apparently the Hoover treatment works, though don’t try this at home kids: these are highly trained professionals, after all. Like the rest of the performers in this video, Thomas Tyler gets hard as a rock. One of the best attributes of this movie is that there isn't a remotely limp dick in the house.

While Gianni and Thomas are getting busy in the bathroom, the movie segues into a scene featuring Jim Lee and Tom Nowy portraying businessmen who are hotel guests. Now, I need to state right here that Tom Nowy is hot. Hot, hot, hot, one of those guys you can get off on just watching him from the shoulders up when he's getting fucked or blown. I found Tom's dark blue, crushed velvet suit to be a little disturbing in a Project Runway sort of way, but I'll blame the director for that. Otherwise, hot like crazy.

Jim and Tom start off by peeking in on Gianni and Thomas fucking in the bathroom, and then they take their own little party to the bed. There's a lot of deep kissing, which is nice. Cute, dark-haired Jim Lee is one of those guys who you can just tell by watching that he loves to suck cock. I could seriously watch this guy give head all day long and not get bored with it. Tom Nowy—who, if I haven't mentioned it already, is hot—really gets into this scene, and Jim receives a gorgeous, messy facial for his efforts. Jim Lee is also a really sweet moaner, so he gets bonus points from this 'aural sex' fan. This scene alone is worth the price of the DVD in this reviewer's humble opinion, and we're just getting started. I like this so far.

The third scene opens with two muscular studs, Rocky Sommers and Rusti Thorel wearing military fatigues. They're arm wrestling on a bunk in the barracks, so of course sex happens. Two significantly less rugged types enter in the form of Kent Roth and sweet-faced Jack Roys. This is a rather long scene, but well worth the investment of time. With a very aesthetically appealing contrast in body sizes and types, the sex is enthusiastic and not overacted. Overall, this is a great scene.

Two cute guys. One clothing store dressing room. No blowjobs, no penetration, and still this next scene—featuring Bill Brown and Tony Peck—manages to be mind-numbingly hot. It's a very short scene so I don't want to spoil it by giving away any detail, but good grief...

Scene five takes place around a dining room table, and I found this segment to be the least inspiring of the bunch. The guys (Bill Brown from the dressing room scene, along with Joe Page and Claude Henson) are attractive and the dicks are hard, but there is way too much shuffling of positions for my taste. It's like watching a Chinese Fire Drill, but with sex and no car.

The sixth scene is a little gem of a two-parter. It begins with one of the muscular guys from the military bunk scene, Rusti Thorel, and the young-looking Frodo (no, I am not going there) Kaspy on opposite sides of a webcam session. Very hot and just the right duration for a quick stroke fix. Rusti has a great body and he is quite the cam-whore, and the scene ends with an unexpected little twist. The very attractive Richard Said comes into Frodo's (oh, stop it) room and catches him in the final throes of his webcam session. Richard then makes Frodo (please! ) clean up the mess in such a way that it made my toes curl up and my finger press the reverse button to watch it again.

It's at this point that I'm beginning to think that Prague, Czech Republic is the new Amsterdam, and that I somehow missed the memo. I may have to re-evaluate next year's vacation plans.

The final scene features the utterly adorable blond-haired Cameron Jackson. Tim Tayllor (who wins my "Six-pack Abs Award" for this film) joins Cameron for some post-swim fun on a massage table, the highlight of which is another really wicked facial. This is another tremendously hot scene, and a fitting end to a very satisfying video.

If I had to pick on anything regarding Raw Times it would have to be the DVD menu. The special feature offerings are not all that special, just a few previews and a stills gallery from the movie. The menu itself is lackluster, and the scene selection options are merely jumps to the beginning of each segment. Not much to write home about there.

The content makes up for these failings, however. With the exception of the one segment that I found a bit lacking, overall it's a great ride. Clear video, good lightening, decent sound, and hot guys with hard dicks who really seem to enjoy using them. All in all, great stroke material for any bareback connoisseur's collection.